Dear UNC,
It’s been about a year or so since I’ve seen a dude crying on a basketball court. Please don’t disappoint this year. I know Hansbrough isn’t there to compulsively pull down his shorts in an attempt to hide his knees, but surely one of your starting five can manage to break his nose and require a full face plastic mask?
XOXO, Jacob
P.S. Wow. You haven’t had a season this bad since Doherty. Remember that guy? The one that made your football team look good?
Dear Versus,
If I have to listen to Phil Liggett spew on and on about how great Lance is doing in another race where, honestly, he isn’t even in contention – or for that matter, see another commercial asking me if I’m tired and then trying to sell me a product with so little of the active ingredient it’s worthless – I’m going to throw my TV out the window.
Sincerely, someone who rode his bike on a trainer for far too long to “discover” Quercetin
